so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dick very happy bro
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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