chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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