He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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