I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
