try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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