Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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