I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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