I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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