You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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