Dual....:-)
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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