I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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