it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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