Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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