summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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