her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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