So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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