The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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