just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
