i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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