She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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