I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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