she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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