Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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