So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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