You made me cry and you don't even care
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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