I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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