omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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