it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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