I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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