im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This is my gift to your gina
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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