Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you would pick up someone in the library
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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