If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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