The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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