I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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