oh god the rape fog is back!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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