forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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