We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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