Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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