Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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