Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You just made me feel so damn special
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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