This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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