I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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