Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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