u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm drive I can fine osifer
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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