sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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