haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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