Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she told me i tasted like america
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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