Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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