I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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