i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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