Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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