I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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