who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
are you so shy because you have an std?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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