I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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