I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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